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A look at Stu’s avatar

Stu

Thanks to Kristen Martin’s YouTube channel, I learned about a cool, free, make-your-own avatar site! So, today I finished doing up avatars for my characters in “Revenge of the Turd.”

Super cool! I’ve created a collage of all my main characters, and guest characters, and printing them out for my plotting notebook. It’ll help me keep things straight about them – like eye colour, etc.

The above dude is Stu. Stu is a butthole.  🙂

To see more characters, check out today’s “supporter only” post on my Ko-fi page.  Click here to be transported!

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Turd Feels Like Chopped Beef

“Thanks for talking Mom and Dad into letting me come along, Joe,” said Stanley.
“Anytime! I hate driving alone.”
“Thanks a lot,” grumbled Turd. “What am I chopped beef?”
“No, you’re the guy who keeps sticking his hand through the windshield and raising the wipers!”

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Pickles Threatens to Kill Stanley

They pushed on both sides of the wall. Several minutes later, Stanley hand went forward. The panel slid back and revealed a small open space, like a box. Stanley screamed like a little girl. Pickles threw her hand over his mouth and threatened to kill him if he didn’t shut up. Piper shined her headlamp inside. A tiny spiders eyes were looking back at her.

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Stu Meets the Jerk

“NOOOO!!! GO BACK!!! GO BACK!!!” screamed Turd.
Stanley didn’t hesitate. He raced back down and collided into Stu.
“You yelled Turd.”
“Yeah, he’s with us. He went up to see his old room, but your Grandmother just threw him out.”
“Wait! That jerk is in the manor right now?”
“JERK?” yelled Turd. He yanked Stu’s pants down as he ran past with Elena hot on his tail.
Stu looked down at his pants, now lying at his ankles. “Yup! He’s here.”