Dear Diary,
I was right! Turd had a girlfriend! Her name was Elena McWhinnie. What a last name. I bet she got picked on a lot in school for that one. Kids walking by and neighing like a horse comes to mind. Pickles would have been the first to do that. LOL That girl doesn’t know when to stop. She neighed as soon as I read her name out loud.
Tomorrow, we’re going back. There’s a lot more diaries to find stuff out about Turd. Yes, I’m considering blackmailing him with them. If that’s what it takes to make him quit picking on me – I’m for it.